October 22, 2012
a reasonable generalization.

umcanyounot:

Women: Huh, this pain/sickness is pretty uncomfortable but I’ll just keep my mouth shut and deal with it.
Men: This pain/sickness is akin to a couple of fifth graders tying me down in an alley and giving me an appendectomy with rusty screwdrivers.
Men: Have I told you how uncomfortable I am? No? Not in the last five minutes?
Men: Well, I think I might die. I carry all the suffering of the world.

(I pride myself in “thinking like a lady, acting like a man” about sickness. I am the biggest baby when I’m sick. I do not cope.)

(See what I did there with “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man”?)

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    (I pride myself in “thinking like a lady, acting like a man” about sickness. I am the biggest baby when I’m sick. I do...
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  4. judiism said: so reasonable. dead. on.
  5. seegirldate said: OMG dead. AB last night was convinced he is now allergic to okra and had ALL THE COMPLAINTS for two hours before bed.
  6. cupofchi said: Yep.