November 2011
Semper F.U. (TRICARE's new name: Don't Care) →
Don't be fooled. More than a few Americans believe... →
“Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You...”
– Alvie, Annie Hall
Episode 9 : Survey Says (Survey says sarah has too...
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: whaaaaaaat
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: what did you do with the remote
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LouisTheCat: do we have any baking soda
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LouisTheCat: never mind found it
LouisTheCat: did you know theres broken glass all over the pantry floor
LouisTheCat: btw i know what youre thinking and dont worry
LouisTheCat: im just making a volcano
LouisTheCat: also i know what else youre thinking and dont worry about that either
LouisTheCat: im using the litter from my box and not the fresh stuff
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LouisTheCat: found the remote too
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LouisTheCat: it was in that locked cabinet for some reason
LouisTheCat: do you know what channel vh1 classic is on
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LouisTheCat: how about game show network
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LouisTheCat: i could totally host this show
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: mittens blum was so dumb
LouisTheCat: now you say how dumb was he
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: ok
LouisTheCat: mittens blum was so dumb
LouisTheCat: he fell asleep by the fireplace and his tail caught on blank
LouisTheCat: lol
LouisTheCat: will you buy me a skinny microphone
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: do you ever try on ladies shoes
LouisTheCat: just to see what theyre like
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: gift
LouisTheCat: delightful
LouisTheCat: priceless
LouisTheCat: giiiiift
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: giiiiiiiift
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: ok
LouisTheCat: the password was poopies
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LouisTheCat: whats a sawzall
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LouisTheCat: do we have a credit card
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LouisTheCat: found it
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LouisTheCat: fyi its really hard for me to open your dresser
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: play or pass
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: play or pass
LouisTheCat: ok ill play for you
LouisTheCat: big bucks rick
LouisTheCat: no whammies
LouisTheCat: no whammies
LouisTheCat: stop
LouisTheCat: uh oh
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: lets puhhlaaaaaaay the feeeuuuuuuud
LouisTheCat: louis
LouisTheCat: and
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rrrreeeaadyyy for aaactiooooon
LouisTheCat: one hundred cats surveyed
LouisTheCat: top five answers are on the board
LouisTheCat: name something cats do to show their people that they love them
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: you have to buzz in
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: ok
LouisTheCat: buuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzz
LouisTheCat: that was me buzzing in for you
LouisTheCat: you have to buzz in
LouisTheCat: ok say like purring or something
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: ok
LouisTheCat: buuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzz
LouisTheCat: that was the strike one buzz
LouisTheCat: now i go
LouisTheCat: shoooowww meeeeeee poopies
LouisTheCat: dingdingdingdingdingdingding
LouisTheCat: thats the sound like i was right because poopies
LouisTheCat: poopies rick
LouisTheCat: poopies is the number one answer
LouisTheCat: btw my box needs scooping pretty bad
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: what does m4m mean
LouisTheCat: actually never mind
LouisTheCat: how do you unsend email
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LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: you can have whats behind door number three
LouisTheCat: or you can take what i left in my box for you
LouisTheCat: i am prepared to take back two things i said about you
LouisTheCat: if you take whats in the box
LouisTheCat: three things
LouisTheCat: four things rick
LouisTheCat: rick i will take back five things i said about you if you take the box
LouisTheCat: rick i will take back six things and thats my final offer
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: ok
LouisTheCat: rick wants door number three
LouisTheCat: show him whats behind door number three
LouisTheCat: it was a donkey
LouisTheCat: you shouldve taken the box
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LouisTheCat: lol i have got to get one of those skinny microphones
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LouisTheCat: seriously though we need to talk about my box its a disaster
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RickDickens77: wtf
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WatchThe man behind animalstalkinginallcaps is also hot. That’s like a double whammy of happiness.
Best eight-year-old ever. →
How to make sure someone else's sexual assault of... →
in the spirit of thanksgiving...
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: Sorry Lou I was away. It's chaos over here, so what do you need?
LouisTheCat: i need you to come home its thanksgiving
RickDickens77: Yeah I'm sorry about that, it's a work crisis, I have to be here.
LouisTheCat: im having a crisis too
RickDickens77: Seriously? I need you to be serious. What is it?
LouisTheCat: my bowl is full of cat food
LouisTheCat: my bowl is full of cat food on thanksgiving
RickDickens77: I don't have time for this now, Lou. If I get out of here at a reasonable hour I'll pick up something special from the deli and you can have some.
LouisTheCat: ill believe that when i see it
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: hey how do you make those big letters
RickDickens77: Shift key.
LouisTheCat: shift wtf is shift
RickDickens77: Look at the keyboard, one left and one right. You hold them down and push a letter and it makes it big.
LouisTheCat: AAAAAZ?"??"
LouisTheCat: the two at once thing isnt really working for me
RickDickens77: Yeah. Well, there's the caps lock too.
LouisTheCat: whats that
RickDickens77: Never mind. I have to go.
LouisTheCat: oh
LouisTheCat: OH
LouisTheCat: OH MY GOD
RickDickens77: Christ.
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: THIS IS AMAZING
LouisTheCat: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE
RickDickens77: Well, it's not really.. I mean, you can use it for certain things, but usually people don't use it because it looks like yelling.
LouisTheCat: I KNOW ITS PERFECT
LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
LouisTheCat: ALL THE TIME
RickDickens77: Well keep it to yourself, I'm trying to get things done so I can bring you dinner.
LouisTheCat: ITS GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW ME RICK
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LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
RickDickens77: What.
LouisTheCat: IM THANKFUL FOR YOU
RickDickens77: Aw, that's sweet Lou. Me too, buddy.
LouisTheCat: INTRODUCING ME TO CAPS LOCK
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LouisTheCat: HAHA BURN
Resist: Eat carbs: 6 things 30-somethings are... →
desifeminista:
Inspired by this post on Thought Catalog, I thought it would be good to expand on what fears the next decade has to offer.
1. Realizing you have no one to send a scandalous text to.
Nothing feels better then looking at your address book and realizing the only people you could be afraid to…
