July 30, 2014

I wanted to watch TV, but a tiny kitten pinned me to the couch. Now I’m ready for bed but he’s still here…

I always feel so guilty waking this dumb cat up.

July 30, 2014

Sometimes you go to continue to dork out about something and be really excited and then you’re proof-reading and you think, “Nah, be cool. Be cool.”

July 30, 2014

aluminumapples:

bluebombardier:

the-4th-tree:

I never realised you could be in love with a shoe until I went on the Chie Mihara website. (x)

Holy shit I think these are heels I would wear.

YES I WILL TAKE ALL OF THESE

(via ohheyimheather)

July 30, 2014
Women Listening To Men In Art History

I missed this last month, but it’s truly fantastic.

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July 30, 2014
gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

(via ohheyimheather)

July 30, 2014
"Frankly put. I am a FAKE GEEK GUY. I admit it. I like geek stuff, but I don’t love geek stuff. Not the way most geeks do. I’m an interloper on the geek scene. I’ve seen the movies, but I don’t know the canon. I am not a true fan.

All those things about not really loving the source material and “just watching the movies” or only reading the one book that everyone has read. That—all of that—applies to me.

But here are some things that have never happened to me. I have never been quizzed about who Data’s evil brother is to prove I like Star Trek. I have never had to justify my place in a midnight line to see Spider-man II by knowing who took up the mantle of Spider-man after Peter Parker’s death. (Peter Parker dies? Really? That’s so sad!) I have never had to explain who Nightwing is in order to participate in a conversation about Batman. (Nightwing is like….Robin on steroids, right?) I have never been asked how battle meditation works in order to voice my opinion that Enterprise shields would probably make a fight with Star Wars technology one sided. (Battle meditation is something that was in that Jedi role playing game, wasn’t it?) I have never had to beat everybody in the room (twice) at Mario Kart to prove I liked video games. I have never had my gender “honorarily” changed by having enough geek interests to be accepted (“you’re one of the guys now”). No one has ever insisted I tell them the difference between a tank and DPS in an MMORPG before allowing me to discuss raiding Molten Core. I have never been dismissed as a faker at a prequel screening because I didn’t know which admiral came out of light speed too close to the planet’s surface in The Empire Strikes Back. I have never been quizzed about Armor Class in order to get past someone who was blocking my path to the back of a game store where my friends were waiting at the tables. I have never been told I’m not a real fan. I have never been shamed for coming to a convention despite my lack of esoteric knowledge. And I have never, ever, EVER been invited to leave a fandom because I didn’t like [whatever it was] enough.

Every one of the things I have listed, I have personally witnessed happen. To women.

That’s not elitism. That’s sexism."

The “Fake Geek” is Not The Problem When It Comes to “Fake Geek Girls” (via brutereason)

(via snowness)

July 30, 2014

pardonmewhileipanic:

no but really

i had a super hot make out/dry humping session once

fucking amazing

To be fair, I am more likely to be the one asking when we get to the main event. However, as a Boring Old Person, I have to admit making out is very underrated.

(Source: kelly-kapoor, via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

July 30, 2014

"Request you process the order I put in to buy ipads on the government credit card."

lol.

nope.

July 30, 2014

songswithoutwords:

Gosh now I have a yearning for derby again

(Source: stewarter)

July 30, 2014
confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Lola is a food equalist.
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Lola is a food equalist.

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

July 30, 2014
You touched lives last night, Erin. :)

You touched lives last night, Erin. :)

July 29, 2014

On the iphone it’s Settings—>General—>keyboard—> add new shortcut. Copy that into the phrase box and then I just use “shruggy” :)

Oh, you’re talking about a mobile telephone…. hmm. 

Have I ever mentioned I never actually learned how to use my iphone and I basically use it for texting?

July 29, 2014

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I may or may not have set this up as a short cut in my keyboard. I had to copy and paste it the first time I used it.)

I usually search for it and copy paste if I’m particularly serious about it.

But I’m listening to 1D right now so I’m busy, you know? 

How do you set up keyboard shortcuts…?

July 29, 2014

sixohthree:

laughterkey:

bareback—contessa:

Teenage Dirtbag | One Direction

Blasphemy. I am pretty sure this song came out before any of them were born. 

GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS MAKING MY DAY.

Okay but I think my favorite thing is that if you search for the original song on Spotify the first search result takes you to the Dawson’s Creek soundtrack (volume 2!!) and that is just perfect.

Also, the track listing for the soundtrack is amazing. Evan and Jaron you guys!! Remember Evan and Jaron?

Yes snowness.

:)

July 29, 2014

nomnomnamaste:

this week’s om weekly is…well it’s sort of all about pot?

sorry. not sorry.

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