I do this several times a day
a girl on my facebook who lives in VA posted a photo of her kids’ snow day (the second in a row), and the kids are outside in the yard but you can still see the grass.
YOU CAN STILL SEE THE GRASS.
Uh, yes, and the sun’s out now. Don’t be jealous…
Because it’s the size of an elephant!
He is significantly larger than all the other birds. It’s been about an hour and he’s still at it.
See?? It’s so mean!
Maryann Hedaa and Chris Arnade: Poverty is an invisible thief that steals childhood dreams. You can’t expect a child to excel, when from birth they are tasked as an adult.
Secret Santa Present: sent!
Christmas cards: done! (Though I’m sorry to the lovely lady in Russia who gets three US stamps because I’m too lazy to go get one global stamp…)
Dying my hair & reorganizing my closet and plucking my caterpillar eyebrows & cleaning: Um. Working on that, swearsies…
I maintain that glitter is the herpes of the craft world.
Albert does not disagree with you.
Albert just expressed his dislike of glitter because it gets everywhere—like his pubic hair? He has not touched a glitter card and I have not touched his pubic region this morning.
But so you know, the extreme joy we are all taking in our glittery Christmas cards is not shared by all.
Also don’t judge my penmanship when you get your card because I have terrible penmanship and I swear I’m not dyslexic or epileptic.
Pipps is very enthusiastic about snow
HUGE snowflakes right now…
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